The United States government is giving every momtrepreneur a one-time only no-questions-asked $10,000 tax credit for being you. If you started your business after 2006, or plan to start one in the current tax year, you qualify to receive nearly eleven-thousand bucks for creating a new small business that will contribute to rescuing our weak, limping dog of an economy.

Better yet: all momtrepreneurs will receive a special one-year supply of Obama Administration Diapers (“Change starts at home!”), free membership to the new national children’s hygiene service (The Audacity of Soap), and will be shipped a 1” x 1” piece of Hillary Clinton’s Shattered Glass Ceiling.

Happy times!

(And happy April Fool’s Day.)